Why can’t Anastasia just cook for me? I mean, there’s, like, tons of reasons I could give you, for having her cook me some food. However, she likes to act cruel towards Little Chasey, and denies me my meals on a regular basis. She says stuff like “Learn to cook for yourself.” Um, hello? Do i look like someone who cooks their own food? Yeah, i think not.
So, let’s start with the reasons why she should be feeding me: I can’t do it myself. Like, I grew up with my mommy cooking for me. Whenever i needed some yumyums, my dear old mother was there for me with a platter of goodies, and a smile. Anastasia doesn’t do this, even though i’ve told her numerous times of the lifestyle that I’m accustomed to. She just blatantly disregards my whole situation, and makes it seem like it’s my fault that I’m sitting here foodless.
Then there’s the fact that i just don’t feel like doing it. Cooking can stress you out, and take up precious time. Why would I want to do that? There’s millions of shit i’d rather be doing than cooking my own food. Anastasia, on the other hand, enjoys cooking. Even when she says she doesn’t, the shimmer in her eyes after fixing my dinner, says otherwise.
All Anastasia does all day is pour mixed drinks, what’s wrong with expanding upon that, and making me some grub? Take your talents of mixing ingredients together, to make yourself of use to me. Why is that so hard for her to understand? She literally does this all day, except with liquids, not solids. There’s no excuse for her, besides complete and utter laziness, to not make my food. It’s ridiculous.
Lastly, last i checked, i have a dick in my pants. As far as i know, Annie over there has a vag. It’s a super well-known truth, that chicks know their way around a kitchen from the second they slide out of their moms, kind of like spiders. So, it’s, pretty much, ingrained into her female DNA to serve me some delicious eats. Why does she deny biology, and her true self? Why doesn’t she accept her predestined role to cook for me? These are very important questions, that i want answered.
I’m not sure what the conclusion is. All i know is, that I’m fucking starving, and Anastasia needs to start living up to the expectations set for her, and stop being so selfish.
