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    Selfish Annie and the Half-Starved Prince

    Why can’t Anastasia just cook for me? I mean, there’s, like, tons of reasons I could give you, for having her cook me some food. However, she likes to act cruel towards Little Chasey, and denies me my meals on a regular basis. She says stuff like “Learn to cook…