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Medical Professional: vagina’s are *not meant* for penises (take note)

Okay, so there’s this super liberal doctor that travels all the way from LA to work in my podunk little town’s hospital and I was stalking her Instagram because for the lulz cuz she’s one of those hairy armpits, ultra feminist, trans-worshiping, pronoun-dictating people that inject that has to inject that indoctrination into every aspect of life. Including medicine.

So, I found out that when she’s not here in Kerntucky (that’s what we elites call Kern county cuz it both mocks our own area and negatively compares it to Kentucky so its a two-in-one way to condescend to your home culture), she has a women’s/lgbtqia+ clinic in LA where I guess she specializes in sexual health. Like where they train the vagina to regain pleasure, and all that. Cool.

That being said, there’s lots of shizzle she talks about like how a vagina is not meant for a penis, that it’s all the evil patriarchy trying to control the female body and similar statements like that…

I know I already lost some of you by goofing on hillbilly rednecks and then I lost more of you by goofing on elitist Los Angeles sex hippies, but think about it: here’s a woman who is literally trying so hard to deny her instincts and to try and prove herself correct in her head with all these new-age “facts” that it’s driven her to redefine the most basic functions of anatomy.

Being gay myself, if she made a case that penises aren’t meant for vaginas then i’d be all haaaayyy about it, but the reverse? lol come on girl… be for real. Everything that lives in this world has the sole prime directive to reproduce. Animals’, plants’ – even Coke Zero has spawned multiple offspring flavors – cuz their whole existence revolves around continuing their species / continuing to breed. However, humans are the only ones who try to make themselves appear above these primal instincts, and try to fool themselves into thinking crazy shit like “Females aren’t baby factories” even though their bodies are built to be – don’t be mad – baby factories. Again guys, i’m gay, so I’m well aware you don’t have to live a life in accordance to what the hardware of your species was built to do. There are exceptions to general realities of biology. That doesn’t require we pretend general reality doesn’t exist.

Is it sad to have a purpose, or to follow instincts? Do [these] women think that men are somehow responsible for the way their bodies are designed?

It’s frakkin nuts. I’ve been into this reproduction science shiz ever since I was a developing baby-gay and I read about how boobs are biologically attractive, not because they’re “Big n juicy mmm” because that’s what male social instruction randomly picked to objectify women sexually as, but because they represent the woman’s ability to feed offspring.

“Mmm look at those fat sacks, bet they could feed a whole nursery 🤤”

“Dude dat ass 🍑 with those big hips my babies will slide the fuck out no problem 😍”

That’s science… Sorry if you don’t like it?

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