Alcohol is so disgusting. Like, the taste on my tongue alone is enough to make me puke everywhere. I literally get scared before i take shots, because I know I’m about to be grossed the fuck out. I guess I’m just a big pussy when it comes to drinking, because almost all my friends can sit there and chug down straight vodka, but without curling up on the floor and dying a slow and painful death, like i totally would.
Most of the time, my drinks consist of, like, 99% juice and 1% alcohol, not even kidding. I love being buzzed and feeling the head change, don’t get me wrong. But, it’s that burning, bitter flavor of the alcohol, that makes my stomach churn. I get like this sickly feeling, that doesn’t go away until I’ve digested the poisonous concoction completely.
It gets really bad when you actually spew your guts, though. That same horrendous alcohol taste, combined with your stomach acid, and whatever else was in your tummy at the time, gushing out of your mouth uncontrollably. Your tongue gets drenched in the slime, and you get to go through the whole experience of tasting that wonderful beverage a second time, just way more worse than before.
The memory of regurgitating the foul liquid, gets burned into your brain. To where if you even have the tiniest whiff of something alcoholic, you’re on your bathroom floor with your face buried in the shitter, dry heaving. Seriously, it’s like you get PTSD from it, or someshit.
That’s why I’m more of a stoner. I can sit and puff on my bong and feel amazing, without vomiting on all my friends. There’s no hangovers, and I’ve never woken up to regret a night of blazing it up, because weed doesn’t make you do the stupid embarrassing shit that people do when they’re drunk. But, best of all, nothing tastes better than a nice big bowl of dank weed, definitely beats the nasty tang of washing chemicals down your throat.
