So, there was this one time in high school where I was just like a huge dick, okay? This story that I’m about to lay on you is seriously like something out of a teen movie. If I could go back in time, I’d obviously change…
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So, growing up with my brother wasn’t really all too bad. In between him being a total sadistic nutcase towards me, there’d be little breaks where we’d actually get along, and spend time together. Thankfully, these breaks meant that I would be replaced as the subject of torture…
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There’s this old photograph, from like 2002, that i have somewhere in my closet. I know that wasn’t too long ago, but it feels like it’s old, just because it has my grandma in it. She died like 13 years ago (When i was 8…
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So, throughout my childhood, I was put through a constant reign of terror from my older brother. He despised that i was obviously superior in like every way. That is, every way EXCEPT brute strength, which he totally capitalized on. I mean, I would breath…
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Okay, so i have like this weird oral fixation, or something. It’s super odd, I’ve always tried to keep it to myself, and I’m pretty sure I’d be assassinated by PETA, if i ever even tried to do it. But, now, I’m just going…
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This is the story about when i took my friend to her first party. Obviously, I’ll be changing up the names, because some of this sh*t is embarrassing, like super embarrassing, but funny, all the same. Anyways, it all started out like a Friday, or maybe it was a Saturday,…
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Genetics suck. You know, the things in our DNA, that have the ultimate decision in screwing you over. They get to choose things, like how big your nose is, how fat you’ll most likely be, and which debilitating, horrible illness you’ll be susceptible to. Also, especially in my case, genes…
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It’s kind of crazy how the internet gives people more confidence. Like, for instance, in this screenshot from Grindr. I really don’t think somebody could ask that in real life, unless they had like some sort of social disorder. I mean, it’s like am I supposed to say ‘Oh yeah!…
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So, one weekend, when i was down at The Compound in LA, I was sitting around, like, completely bored. Tisch was working, Anastasia was held up in her room, Wyatt was God knows where, and Richard was having multiple rounds of sexual intercourse with some Texan bitch he flew out…
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So, if you’ve read my previous post, then you’d know all about my work’s main treatment. Now, I’m going to tell ya all about the awesome add-ons we can, like, add-on to your treatment. There’s a whole slew of goodies we offer to our lovely patients, that boast a wide…