Alright, so like I said last time, there were two instances of completely f*cking nasty sexual deviancy that occurred in the last place you’d expect: A simple country school farm.
The previous story was pretty f*cking bad. I mean, who in the hell feels like getting dicked down in front of an audience of baby pigs, with the pungent aroma of sour watery shit punching you straight in snoz? Um… sick f*cks, that’s who. But, at least they were consenting! That is definitely NOT the case in this next insane situation.
So, let’s get this sh*t going, shall we?
Alright, I went through life in my hometown like super sheltered. The sick and disgusting reality of what people can do just didn’t exist in my world. Well, obviously, that sh*t came crashing down real fast, starting at the last few months of school in my Sophomore year.
All of us FFA kids started noticing some weird things happening at the farm. It started out pretty chill, like our stuff being moved around, going missing, etc. But, as the days passed, it moved onto vandalism, and that sh*t isn’t cool, so the school installed some cameras to catch the f*ckers in the act.
I had never felt genuine sympathy for an inanimate object before, but what that camera was forced to witness would make you want to gouge your goddamn eyes out, and scream “WHY!?” into the summer night sky. Specifically, the camera that was installed in our cow barn, because it for sure got the shit end of the stick.
To get to the f*cking point, two dirtbags snuck onto the farm at the dead of night to use our cows like some cheap whores. Now, I’m not positive if they tried to sick it in their lady parts, but I heard these boys were huge fans of Bovine blowjobs.
It’s not just the complete immoral depravity of the rape and molestation of farm animals that make this story so f*cked up. For me, being a man with a penis, it’s also the fact that a cow’s tongue is basically a f*cking Brillo pad! It’s like a cat licking you, but literally 10x as rough. I really can’t imagine willingly putting my Little Chase anywhere near the equivalent of a paper shredder, but then again, I’m not mentally ill enough to um… SEXUALLY ASSAULT ANIMALS. So, I have no f*cking clue what these dudes had running through their heads when they decided to do this.
Like, it’s so extremely rough, that I wouldn’t be surprised if, after like 5 minutes, that their dicks were hemorrhaging blood. Each lick from the cow would just slowly remove layer after layer of skin until there was nothing but loose tissue hanging by a thread off their bodies. You would literally have to be a masochist in order to have any kind of pleasure from something soooo goddamn heinous!
So, I doubt that they were sitting there getting like half-hour blowies, but they were still for sure caught molesting these cows. It launched an entire police investigation into finding out just who these boys were. It took a few days for them to figure it out, but they were able to match the faces on camera with their real identities.
I won’t say their names, mostly because I have really cute dogs, and I’m afraid of their ‘special’ kind of revenge. But, they were bad kids. It wasn’t the class Valedictorian and the Homecoming Queen, these kids had records already. Although, wouldn’t it have been f*cking nuts if it WERE like super goody-two-shoes kids?
Anyways, yeah, so thankfully that is my final story on the ‘WTF’ kind of sh*t that happened on the farm during high school. There’s some more crazy stories that happened way before my time, like a mob of students breaking onto the grounds and literally impaling pigs on pitch forks, and there will probably be a lot more to come. I guess that I just grew up in a really mentally unstable community, and I was just too dumb to notice.
