Instagram is weird, man. People seriously just post whatever they damn well please. Like, without grasping the full reality of what exactly they’re even posting. It’s like social media acts as a mask, so these people can sh*t out whatever they want to the rest of the world, without even…
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So, growing up with my brother wasn’t really all too bad. In between him being a total sadistic nutcase towards me, there’d be little breaks where we’d actually get along, and spend time together. Thankfully, these breaks meant that I would be replaced as the subject of torture…
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There’s this old photograph, from like 2002, that i have somewhere in my closet. I know that wasn’t too long ago, but it feels like it’s old, just because it has my grandma in it. She died like 13 years ago (When i was 8…
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So, throughout my childhood, I was put through a constant reign of terror from my older brother. He despised that i was obviously superior in like every way. That is, every way EXCEPT brute strength, which he totally capitalized on. I mean, I would breath…
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Okay, so i have like this weird oral fixation, or something. It’s super odd, I’ve always tried to keep it to myself, and I’m pretty sure I’d be assassinated by PETA, if i ever even tried to do it. But, now, I’m just going…
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This is the story about when i took my friend to her first party. Obviously, I’ll be changing up the names, because some of this sh*t is embarrassing, like super embarrassing, but funny, all the same. Anyways, it all started out like a Friday, or maybe it was a Saturday,…
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It’s kind of crazy how the internet gives people more confidence. Like, for instance, in this screenshot from Grindr. I really don’t think somebody could ask that in real life, unless they had like some sort of social disorder. I mean, it’s like am I supposed to say ‘Oh yeah!…
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Jonas Wild was a kid in my seventh grade class. What set him apart from the rest of us was that Jonas Wild was in fact, a vampire. Or so he thought, at least. I have to admire him for his awesome imagination, but it was his imagination that lead…
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So, rum and I aren’t very compatible. I mean, I drink it and I’m gone. Can’t remember anything, and not totally sure I’d want to, actually. I remember the first time I ever even had some. It was my first party, and I was only like 16 or so. I…
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Junior year was quite a time for me. There was my class presidency campaign, tryouts, drugs, and PSAT’s. The thing that obviously sticks out is drugs. Now, I’ve never been into drugs, never will be. The time that I lowered myself to even dabble in it, was a time where…