So, just like the world-renowned character Chad Danforth from High School Musical, I’m definitely not a dancer. They can all move their bodies, shake their asses, match the beat, and always look so phenomenal while doing it; takes a lot of confidence, which I burn…
Okay, so these are seriously an addiction. I eat ‘em before I go to work, I eat ‘em before I go home, I eat ‘em in my f*cking dreams. They’re so good, if I had to inject them into my bloodstream, I wouldn’t even hesitate. Egg Bite me the hell…
Instagram is weird, man. People seriously just post whatever they damn well please. Like, without grasping the full reality of what exactly they’re even posting. It’s like social media acts as a mask, so these people can sh*t out whatever they want to the rest of the world, without even…
So, growing up with my brother wasn’t really all too bad. In between him being a total sadistic nutcase towards me, there’d be little breaks where we’d actually get along, and spend time together. Thankfully, these breaks meant that I would be replaced as the subject of torture…
There’s this old photograph, from like 2002, that i have somewhere in my closet. I know that wasn’t too long ago, but it feels like it’s old, just because it has my grandma in it. She died like 13 years ago (When i was 8…
So, throughout my childhood, I was put through a constant reign of terror from my older brother. He despised that i was obviously superior in like every way. That is, every way EXCEPT brute strength, which he totally capitalized on. I mean, I would breath…
Okay, so i have like this weird oral fixation, or something. It’s super odd, I’ve always tried to keep it to myself, and I’m pretty sure I’d be assassinated by PETA, if i ever even tried to do it. But, now, I’m just going…
It’s kind of crazy how the internet gives people more confidence. Like, for instance, in this screenshot from Grindr. I really don’t think somebody could ask that in real life, unless they had like some sort of social disorder. I mean, it’s like am I supposed to say ‘Oh yeah!…
So, one weekend, when i was down at The Compound in LA, I was sitting around, like, completely bored. Tisch was working, Anastasia was held up in her room, Wyatt was God knows where, and Richard was having multiple rounds of sexual intercourse with some Texan bitch he flew out…
So, if you’ve read my previous post, then you’d know all about my work’s main treatment. Now, I’m going to tell ya all about the awesome add-ons we can, like, add-on to your treatment. There’s a whole slew of goodies we offer to our lovely patients, that boast a wide…