So, it all began when I met Will on Grindr. I live in this tiny mountain town excluded from normal society, so it’s definitely slim f*cking pickings way up here. Coming from LA where you have a massive selection to choose from to having practically zero is a huuuge adjustment…
Okay, so this is the unfortunate story of how I gave up my ass-ginity to some random dude from Hot or Not. So, this was way back in 2014, it was like the summer between Junior and Senior year, and holy sh*t I was so ready to just get f*cked,…
I haven’t been able to have a f*cking normal Fourth of July since I was like 19. My ass was always working some stupid customer service job, where I’d get to listen to some dumb b*tch go on and on about how great their holiday is gonna be; meanwhile, mine’s…
Alright, so like I said last time, there were two instances of completely f*cking nasty sexual deviancy that occurred in the last place you’d expect: A simple country school farm. The previous story was pretty f*cking bad. I mean, who in the hell feels like getting dicked down in front…
Speaking of the school farm, I have some pretty f*cked up memories about that place. You probably thought it was all sunshine and rainbows, but nobody talks about the smell of pig shit permeating the air, or all the nasty sexual deviancy that took place. In fact, there are two…
I can still see myself hoppin’ into Mrs. K’s front seat. Had my Justin boots on, so I was totally thinking that I looked super cute. Except I was also wearing skinny jeans, and I was like 80 pounds fatter than I am now. So… let’s just say that back…
The American worker is getting f*cked in more ways than one with all this COVID bullsh*t. On top of having our livelihoods ripped out from under us, and being forced to look into the face of poverty, we’re going to be on the frontline in a giant war against all…
It honestly baffles me how people continue to use coconut oil on their skin. It’s like the worst fad you could follow, minus joining a suicide pact. And, there’s people all day long on Instagram who love to argue with me that “It works for them”- works for you how,…
Twilight Zone is such a cool show. I mean, it was made in like the 60s, so you’d think it’d be some wholesome lame piece of crap, but honestly, it’s pretty rad. It deals with a lot of fantasy and science fiction, culminating in some bizarre, usually macabre, ending. My…
So, it’s a really weird situation, but I have a few friends who all take on responsibility of maintaining a house that we share use of for our business endeavors. The house once had a decent looking backyard, nice lush grass, lights strung all over, a sparkling blue swimming pool.…