Why do people make their beds? It’s rarely easy, it’s practically pointless, and I f*cking hate it. It could go crawl in a hole, and die, and I wouldn’t even bat an eye. But, yet, people still do it, and they love forcing their sick, perverted ways on the general…
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Recently, everyone and their brother has been doing this whole thing on Facebook where you tell all of your friends which three fictional characters represent your personality. Which is actually kind of cool, because it’s giving people a chance to be more introspective, and actually take a look at themselves…
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“The system we have developed uses signals recorded from the motor cortex of the brain to trigger coordinated electrical stimulation of nerves in the spine that are responsible for locomotion,” – David Borton, Assistant Professor at Brown University Okay, so this probably sounds like a bunch of confusing science-y bullshit,…
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Some nights, when I get real high, and get to feeling really good, I start thinking of some crazy sh*t. For real, I turn into some Plato-wannabe motherf*cker, spouting out things that probably wouldn’t make sense to anyone, but my lame self. The subjects of which, range from a slew…
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Why can’t Anastasia just cook for me? I mean, there’s, like, tons of reasons I could give you, for having her cook me some food. However, she likes to act cruel towards Little Chasey, and denies me my meals on a regular basis. She says stuff like “Learn to cook…
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Alcohol is so disgusting. Like, the taste on my tongue alone is enough to make me puke everywhere. I literally get scared before i take shots, because I know I’m about to be grossed the fuck out. I guess I’m just a big pussy when it comes to drinking, because…
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Out of all of the hundreds upon thousands of strains of marijuana, i gotta say that I’m really loving “Green Crack”. And, I’ve smoked copious amounts of weed in my day, so I feel like i have, at least, a basic grasp on what’s good out there in the world,…
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So, those weird little scent beads by Gain SUCK. Like, really bad. They sound pretty cool on the commercial, don’t get me wrong. Anything that can make my laundry smell super fresh for way longer, is going to sound cool to me. And, they totally worked, my laundry smelled wonderful!…
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Okay, I like Mean Girls just as much as any other gay boy in 2016. But, for real, Lindsay Lohan is a nut. Like, who launches themselves into unbelievable wealth and superstardom, just to throw it all away with being a cokewhore? The reason i even bring her up is…
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Okay, I love Jello! I mean, who doesn’t, though? There’s SO much awesome sh*t you can do with it. Like, my all-time favorite, mashing your thumbs into its squishy perfectness, until it’s a globby mess. Which is, pretty much, like, a metaphor of how I’m constantly the perpetrator of screwing…